When a female regrets having sex with a man in her past.
"Im in real need of some vaginal purging right now. If only my vagina could throw up like my stomach did, so I didn't have to live with admitting that I slept with that guy in the trench coat at the bar."
The ability of a woman to find any item a man has lost or displaced.
Betty, using her vaginal radar, easily found the key is that Bob and lost.
A bitch who holds the pussy hostage.
Debbie is a vaginal terrorist, i better take out the trash if i wanna get some.
it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY
how do i look??
you look like a vaginal disorder
When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.
Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.
Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot
Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”