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SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.
"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."
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Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse
It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.
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secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2
look at steve and jeff go at it
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When a women is suspended from the ceiling by her feet while sucking her partner's penis
I heard she will even do a vampire's bj!
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The reputation title given to the weird girl. Often obtained by her being goth in appearance and having worn fangs to school at least once. Title is often given in middle school and carried into high school.
Man 1: Did you see the goth chick?
Man 2: Oh, you mean Vampire Girl?
Man 1: Her fangs really creep me out.
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A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.
I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.
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The act of sucking the blood from a females vaginal area during her period.
Lindsay was on her period, and the toilet was clogged. So, I gave her the ruby vampire.
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