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Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
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a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
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Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.
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An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”
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An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”
Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?
Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...
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When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.
Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again
Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)
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The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.
"So, Joe how was your weekend?"
"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"
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