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Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

by nocharge May 15, 2023


What's in Your Wallet?

The noisy slogan of Capital One.

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.

by The Real Driller September 24, 2022


Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024


skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".

I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".

by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 16, 2018


Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim May 30, 2018


Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men.

Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer.

When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.

Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.

by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020


Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki May 29, 2011