If it makes you happy, go for it
She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.
A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.
Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!
Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.
Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.
It's a double slang, meaning "I'm good with whatever"
(Gucci means good, Whatev or Whatevs means whatever)
"You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Gucci with whatev, dude."
No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.
Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.
Response: Whatever Mang