Trap wife

a "wife" by name but also a dude in reality, essentially just a cross dressing man assuming a role of a housewife.

Person A: yo, i heard you just got married!
Person B: yeah i did, i married a trap wife

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Penis Wife

Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

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Man Wife

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.

Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"

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My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

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wife-in-law

The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.

As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law

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husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

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Baker’s wife

When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.

I just made my girl a Baker’s Wife

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