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Not wanting to deal with life anymore
Tom: "when is the essay due again?"
Molly: "last night..."
Tom: "guess I'll die."
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My lifestory
"I want to die" "NOOO! 1! 1 DON'T END YOUR LIFE! 1! 1! 1! 1! 2! 2! 2!!! "
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"Die(di) Oxygen" is when one takes his jock strap cup after a sporting event and creeps up behind another. He then places the cup over the persons mouth forcing them to breath in the fresh oder and bactiria of ones crotch.
This is very cruel and is reserved for freshman and persons that the majority of the group ither hate or dislike.
WARNING: gagging and vomiting may occur.
-"what was the fight over"
-"oh, afte the game last nite jordan gave kyle some die-oxygen"
-"did he puke?"
-"no but he gagged so had, it looked as if he was deep throating a horse"
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when you tell someone to die but you don't wanna go to jail
you: die /lh
should be dead: no
you: yes.
should be dead: you are going to jail
you: no
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Ironic, hypocritical, or simply strange situation not properly explained. Where one possible meaning is funny or non-offensive, the other could be construed as humorless and offensive.
"If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death and die laughing."
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A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed
P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED