Winds of Plague

An expression that can be used in place of expletives. It also refers to the best thing you're ever going to have.

Go Winds of Plague yourself!
That meal was Winds of Plague and I will never have better!

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trade wind

when a black chick gives a white guy head

"dude i got a trade wind yesterday"

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farores-wind

Taken from the famous legend of Zelda series. Farore, being one of three goddesses of Legend of the Triforce; the others being Naeru and Din. Farores-wind, names the magical incantation cast to teleport Link from one place to another

Watcher: Quick! You fool you're going to die!

Player: I know, I know!

Watcher: Cast farores-wind, and teleport to the beginning of the desert!

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Wind Waker

The worst thing to ever happen in all of Zelda history. Now whichevert Link in the family line it is looks like a dumbass, especially when he slashes at a rock with his sword. Look at his eyes and tell me I'm not right.

P1:*salavating over his brand new copy of Wind Waker* "I can't wait to play this piece of shit!"
P2: "Me too! I heard it's so shitty that it makes us toss each other's salads (toss the salad)!
P3: "Whoa dude I can't wait for that kind of hot all-sweaty-ball-chugging-manly-action!"
P1: "Where the hell did the other ball chugger come from?"
P2: Hehe! You said "CUM"!
P1,P2,P3: *sudden unstoppable laughter*
At this point I walk in and kick all of their asses for being such dumb-fucks and not realizing that the Zelda series was just ruined for the time being because of the new ass-monkey look.

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Ropin' in the Wind

Ejaculating out the window of a speeding car, preferably with country music playing.

Put on some Garth Brooks, I want to go ropin in the wind.

Y'know, couple 'a beers, night on the town, ropin' in the wind.

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unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

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wind-down time

Chilling out time before leaving work for the day. Preferably starting right after lunch time.

Man I can't wait for after lunch for wind-down time to begin.