When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.
During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.
When a streamer fucks your gf and steals your divines.
Yeah bro, TPB gave my gf the Wisconsin Taco, feels bad man.
When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.
Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.
Wisconsin milksogdog is a rare cuisine shared amongst the white community consisting of a large mug (preferably chilled) of milk (whole vitamin D. Heavy cream watered down 2% is also acceptable) with slices of raw, boiled, or grilled hotdogs added for flavor
Me: Hey Philski you wanna get an appetizer of Wisconsin milksogdog’s?
Philski: What kind of stupid question is that? No ketchup obviously
Oh hey man, Wisconsin is sleep deprived again
When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner
Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore