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When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.
SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.
"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
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A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang
Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.
That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!