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Following up to part 1..
Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.
I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.
the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.
husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*
Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt
Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2
The marking "2%" typically refers to a secretive and organized group that is now worldwide. They operate through a hierarchical structure, with a leader (often referred to as a "boss"), underbosses, and various subordinate members. Loyalty and secrecy are crucial within the organization, and members are often bound by strict codes of conduct and oaths of allegiance.
The history and activities of groups vary widely depending on their geographical location, cultural context, and historical development. Some of the most notorious organizations include the Sicilian 2% (also known as LCN), the American 2, Russian Duce, the Japanese Yakuza, and various others operating in different parts of the world.
Members often tattoo a "2%" to show allegiance to the organization.
2% represents the percentage of people who become addicted to drugs that get and stay clean the rest of their lives.
Only 2% of drug addicts will stay sober until they die. The other 98% will relapse.
Grandpa was an addict when he was younger, but once he got clean he never went back. He was part of the 2%.