Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
That certain vibe that you get from fat women and girls. Bitchy, lazy, not giving a shit, dont care ect.
I fucking hate my boss dude, she has fat women energy!
To speak as if you weren't watching your weight, pretending as if you were overweight and eating anything you want
Person 1: Let's talk fat, like let's forget that we're trying to watch our diet let's pretend we're getting like Happy Meals.
Person 2: Let's pretend we're giant Globglogabgalabs.
Type the words “Fat Cumshot” using ugly your Cumshot.
You: “Hey man have you done the fat Cumshot challenge?”
Friend: “No, what the hell is that?”
When a Femboy is so damn fine that you could suck that bussy for days