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the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot October 25, 2017


slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo

woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night

by klosapagous July 27, 2010


John hardy

A gay guy who sucks lots of penis fron the back

John hardy sucks penis

by Historian121 May 28, 2019


John bivona movie

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”

by theslayestslay November 29, 2022


Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

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John Lale

'John Lale' is South Walian slang for bailing on an event, most commonly the pub or 5-a-side football.

He's only gone and John Laled

by JohnLale December 31, 2025


john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018