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A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.
HE HATES SLACKS.
Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
Only for me
Me used that big cock so stop using it only for me
Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you
That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry
Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow
2 hours later
Ben: you barely even ate anything
Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power
Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there
When someone punches or pounds an erect penis straight down like driving steel into railroad ties.
She got me going but then gave me the John Henry to seal the deal.
John Henry is a amara lover Fr
John Henry just loves amara fr
John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.
John Laurens is spicy
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