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The person that the Butt Monkey Follows
Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey
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The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.
Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”
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Ridin in your 64 Impala when you see some haters riden dirty, you split they dome like a melon, then you duck the cherries and berries
Darnel-"You hear what happened to Straight Killer C?"
Ya-Yo-"Naw blood what happened?"
Darnel-"He was almost caught punkin and dunkin monkeys!"
Ya-Yo-"Word?"
Darnel-"Word!"
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The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
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a monkey that is similar to sonic the headhog but 10 times better.
Girl: Hey, have you bought the new sonic game?
Guy: NO, sonic is overrated. Sonic death monkey could totally take sonic in a fight.
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The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
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Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!
2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha
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