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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
From Wikipedia:
Devil Eyes was the code name for a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia, especially Afghanistan and Pakistan.
The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the "father" of G.I. Joe toys. Levine designed a 12-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents to turn public opinion against the real Osama bin Laden, or Al-Qaeda. Levine sought to manufacture the toys in China, and he had business contacts there who could assist.
In 2014, the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source in China with "direct knowledge of the project" said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.
A prototype of the design was sold in an auction in 2014 for $11,879, and another sold for $6,250 in 2015. The remaining one of the three known prototypes is believed to be in the ownership of the CIA.
Not many people know Devil Eyes was a real CIA counter terrorism psychological warfare project.
See also:
War on Terror
Al-Qaeda
War in Afghanistan (2001–present)
Psychological Operations (United States)
Osama bin Laden in popular culture
Islamic toys
Demons in Islam
When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.
*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.
Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.
When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.
One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.
I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.
Thing-ey-me-bober was deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober(Leigh B& associates)which definition can be found on this site.*NOTE* some ppl may take affence to this word because it is deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober which is deriged for the word thing-e-me-chose.
Look at that thing-ey-me-bober!!
That's a weird thing-ey-me-bober!