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When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.
The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.
A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.
The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.
Putting glitter in your ass and farting it out.
Last night a stripper gave me a glittery pink eye.
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.
Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going
Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around
Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.
Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?