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South Salem High School

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.

"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."

by Willy Blumberg July 04, 2009


South Salem High School

A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.

South Salem High School

"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August

"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.

by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009


Turner Ashby High School

This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.

Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.

by Thebaguettefaguette April 16, 2019


shelby county high school

shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!

Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class

by jadelbug July 15, 2017


Kennedy Catholic High School

Worth the trip

Kennedy Catholic High School is Catholic education that's worth the trip

by Aye1234567890 May 04, 2015


merritt island high school

A booksmart school but none of the kids having any common sense at all and people are totally rude, and full of rapists and their math program is SHIT .

You go to merritt island high school?”

Yeah why bitch?”

“ god i was just asking

by Stealingyagirl December 03, 2017


North Iredell High School

Ah North.... home of the raider. Such a prestigious school. Just kidding.

North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.

If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.

Oh you go to North Iredell high School, do they have bring your tractor to school day?

by Yeeyeenation June 29, 2019