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You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
The best Appalachian bigfoot hunter known for the saying go get that son of a bitch.
That man is a John trapper Tice
John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets