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john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster March 7, 2016


John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark April 25, 2018


John trapper Tice

The best Appalachian bigfoot hunter known for the saying go get that son of a bitch.

That man is a John trapper Tice

by Briar oswald January 19, 2021


John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022


Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 12, 2021


john jude

Big sexy rugby man

Wow have you seen John jude !!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021


john jude

A big sexy rugby man

Wow look at John Jude!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021