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National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
A day where no one can drink water at all
Hey can I go get a drink of water?
Teacher: No it's national no water day...
November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.
Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?
April 21 is the day to find a bunny,and have fun with it. Bunnies are underrated and so cute ❤️ If you have a bunny,spent time with it. When you’re doing your homework have your bunny next to you to comfort you. Happy National Bunnies Day!
Person: spends time with bunny
Person 2: why are you spending so much time with your bunny?
Person: it’s national bunnies day!
August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
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