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is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!
So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.
Get off the stage, Piglet John!
I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...
A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye
Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!
A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.
This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.