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When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
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a humorous term for clitoris because the clitoris is analogous to the penis.
Stimulate the intra-vaginal penis of the girl before penetrating your manhood into her.
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To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please
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omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.
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Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
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Used To Describe One Who Enjoys Sucking cock.
Also VPB for short.
Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath
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When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
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