thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.
The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.
A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
(verb) to poop watery poop from diarrhea
(noun) the matter from diarrhea
If a person eats spoiled food they may loose-poop a lot.
I ate some old food and put a lot of loose-poop in the toilet last night.