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Freddo is a fat ginger chav who likes to go on bike rides with his ded nan also he has mild chlamydia in his eyelids his mam crashed a lambo and went into a coma 🐌
Freddie is fat as ur ded nan
When you've spent an entire paycheck on nothing but food.
"I know I just paid but I needed food, I'm fat broke."
When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.
Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.
You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).
April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
That fat cow on the cheerleading team who could probably play better defensive football than the actual players (she is very large)
“Oh no, it’s an earthquake!”
“No it’s not, it’s that fat cheerleader getting off the bench!”
“Hide your food!”