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a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.
Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand
when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand
freind: dude thats so fucking gross
Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.
I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.