Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

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i got the moves like jagger

IT MEANS YOU GOT THE DANCE MOVES THAT EVERYONE WISHES THEY HAD. also it means : (we are secretly gay)

person 1 : I got the moves like jagger
person 2 : Bro u wish *whispers*, (gay fag)
person 1 : :(

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i like my donuts with jam in the middle

Mr. Na Jaemin Just really loves his jammy donuts. So he expressed that through the nct songs make a wish. in my opinion, I would suggest it is with the raspberry jam because Mr. Na doesn't like strawberries.

"sweet tooth I eat all of the skittles"

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle"

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Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Rural Australian slang for
1. laying on one's stomach
2. asleep from being plastered, wasted, etc.
3. Worn out from hard yakka or work

1. The scrum left him flat out like a lizard drinkin.
2. Too much VB and Becky's flat out like a lizard drinkin.
3. *yawn* I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin

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Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

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plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

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I don’t like him anymore!

I don’t like him anymore: trying to convince yourself and the others around you that you “don’t like him anymore!” When we all know it’s a lie

Girl 1: how was your weekend?
Girl 2: I don’t like him anymore!

Girl 1: Ummmm oki :|

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