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A planet constructed from CaseOh’s body mass after he ran off with all his clothes off and flew into the air after his asscheeks clapped so hard together it made turbulence.
“Oh crap! Seton B is blocking the sun!”
the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?
A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).
Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???
A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?
Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
Alan b shepard:
Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3
Person 1: "I got this girls number"
Person 2: "On B ?!?!?!"
Person 1: "On B!!!"