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To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.
Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.
A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
That knigger is a John pumpkin
In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.
John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.
A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"
G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car
Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved
When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”