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This is what the Asian hookers say to you when you are walking down the street.
*Driving down the street*
Hooker: "I give you good time" *Must be said in Chinese accent*
Client: "OK!"
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the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.
if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?
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Someone who tries to be all for Kobe when he's on top and jump of the bandwagon when he doesn't win the championship.
"Now that the Finals are over, all the Part-Time Kobe Fans went and sold their jerseys on Ebay, so they could go buy Paul Pierce's jersey, just so they can be on his bandwagon for a year, and go buy someone else's jersey after that."
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Joking that you want to have a threesome / Menage a trois / Sandwich. Especially as a female with 2 guys. One guy's dick in your butt (peanut butter) and the other guy's dick in your vage (jelly). DP
"I want a sandwich, if you know what I mean" *Sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" & dance*
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When the so-called Street pharmacist want to call themselves doing something but only answer the phone half of the time
Don't you hate when these part-time street pharmacist say they got you but stop answering the damn phone
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A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You
You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..
Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..
You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You
Example 2 :
You : One Time When Fuck You
Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One
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The only video games worth owning.
Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country
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