shelby county high school

shelby county high school is a school in columbiana alabama full of hicks and inbreds and the occasional rich kid. most of their girls end up pregnant and the guys end up on meth and living in a trailer in shelby!

Shelby County High School is the place to be if you wanna snort meth before class

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Kennedy Catholic High School

Worth the trip

Kennedy Catholic High School is Catholic education that's worth the trip

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Turner Ashby High School

This is a school full of wannabe e girl thots, slutty cheerleaders, and neckbeards who think gaming should be counted as a sport. Nicknamed Trashby Ashby because all of our sports teams are trash if you thought the football games were disapointing wait until you here the bloodcurdling screeches that is the marching band.

Wanna experience hell without dying? Go to Turner Ashby High School.

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Pine Creek High School

A shitty ass school filled with fake bitches in yoga pants and sweatshirts, and fuckboys who aren’t even close to attractive enough to fuck some of the bitches they’re fucking, You’re not cool unless you’re a bitch, own a Novo, and are in fucking DECA, and everyone who’s not a pussy low key does LSD and Cocaine for fun (it’s called Pine Crack for a reason). If you own scrunchies you’ll be super popular but also go fuck yourself with ur hydroflask you basic ass bitch. If you play football, you automatically have bitches on your dick at all times, but you’ll also have crippling fuckboy disease, along with a side effect of herpes. But you know what it’s all okay, because it’s still better then DCC.

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho

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Long county high school

A place full of a bunch of retards. That talk shit ran by a bunch of retards. That favor people mostly retards. An endless cycle of stupid people. And retards it's kinda sad. Oh theres also fights with a bunch of really just complete groups of. Niggers, gooks, beaners, honkey's, redneck fuck's and shit talkers.

Hey have you ever heard of "Long county high school" is it a good place? Fuck no it isn't it's full of complete fuckin idiots.

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North Iredell High School

Ah North.... home of the raider. Such a prestigious school. Just kidding.

North is full of a lot of wanna be crackheads who smoke too much weed and fuck too much. It seems that every week someone dies who goes here (pretty sure the school is cursed). There are at least 4 gun threats a year and if you’re “really lucky” a bomb threat too. The popular people act like they have a stick up their asses and are better than everyone else. While the Emos are loud and frankly scare me a lot. But no fear!! Feeling anxious? The juul lounge (bathroom) is always open and there’s usually someone in there willing to let you take a hit. So just come on down to the bathroom and get buzzed.

If you’re a freshman girl that’s the least bit attractive you’ll probably get hit on by a senior douchey guy. And if you’re a female at all one of the weirdo guys is bound to send you “sup” on Snapchat. Don’t reply. Block him. Trust me.
But all in all tractor territory is better than West Iredell High so we at least have that going for us.

Oh you go to North Iredell high School, do they have bring your tractor to school day?

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North Farmington High School

An awesome school unless you're junior, then you'll be tortured non stop.

I'm from North Farmington High School

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