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a person with a saggy ugly booty
Bra,Shamyra got a trash bag booty
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After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.
The Hot-Carl wasn't enough for Lisa, so I gave her the Shit Bag Beatdown.
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Come and get your black bins bags,
wether straight or gay or bender
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Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.
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to eat a large meal, usually fast food.
Damn, I'm starved! I'm gonna go strap on a feed bag.
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Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
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"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.
Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
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