John mcginn

An absolute brick shithouse Scotsman who playes for the best team in the world (aston villa). He also is just a pure fucking unit mate

WE'VE GOT MCGINN(WHO?) SUPER JOHN MCGINN

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

John Underwood

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta

john underwood is cool

John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)

She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!