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The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
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Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.
Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.
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This is the ultimate last resort, if every comeback is used in the mum gay roast then this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself.
Requis: Ur mum gay lol
Jemal: Ur daddy lesbian
Requis: Ur granny tranny
Jemal: Ur sister a mister
Requis: Ur brother a mother
Jemal: Ur grandpap a trap
Requis: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion
Jemal: Ur family tree LGBT
Requis: Ur ancestors incestors
Jemal: Ur race has gayes
Requis: UR SPECIES FECES
Jemal starts T-posing summoning the powers of the space turtle, every planet, sun, moon, galaxy, and universe starts to align then the space turtle shoots all its energy at you giving godly strength.
Requis: NO! WHAT IS THIS INCREDIBLE POWER?
Jemal: Ur genus likes penis
Jemal back hands Requis so hard that he wipes him out of existence in every multiverse. The connection was so loud that it cracks the fabric of space and time.
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This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
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What I have a burning sensation in.
"What should I do when there is a burning sensation in the yellow puffy part of the penis?"
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A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.
Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.
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the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day
Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.
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