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Cats

Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.

Cats are cute.

by #Felina September 26, 2019


Cat

Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them

"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."

by A Fucking Cat Person November 16, 2018


Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020


cat

a animal that can be used as a pet

oh wow look at that CAT. I would like to get a CAT.

by Beluganotknownbyme February 27, 2023


cat

Small animal which was popular in YouTube in 2005-2010

Do you see that wild cat?

by solakia March 5, 2020


Cat

A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.

Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.

by Littlelongdresson January 1, 2023


cat

pussy cat is wet

hi idiot u are a wet pussy cat

by lamuel spaing July 25, 2022