Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.
Cats are cute.
Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them
"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."
The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.
Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington
Kitten
Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.
a animal that can be used as a pet
oh wow look at that CAT. I would like to get a CAT.
A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.
Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.