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Jesus Christ. He is the one way to the father. Repent and be saved!
Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth, and The Life. Nobody comes to the father but through Him.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
Just like that!
A absolute fucking amazing person
“Fuck gacha life”
“Yea!
“I love gacha life haters we need more hero’s like them ”
This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house
...that's located in a gated community.
That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.
Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday
Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!
Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
Godzilla of life is when you notice something so small and insignificant but gives you an epiphany into life. It is a profound spiritual experience.
Omg! That mouse you just smashed with the shovel was a Godzilla of Life man, he was little but he was big. Scrap him up like Big Brother and let’s get breakfast.