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Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.
A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.
Damn bro, what is that smell?
Bruh that is a cryogenic fart let out by someone in the hall.
A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.
Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!
A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.
Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.
1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."