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To hit something or someone with speed.
Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
Used in sentences when mad af.
People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).
Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!
Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?
Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
A person who gives free hand jobs for sport
There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda
Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.