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When you can't think of a come back really quick
Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum
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A phrase often expressed by mate to express that he/she does not expect more from you.
Don't listen to what he said, I like you for who you are.
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Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".
Person: "It was so hot the other day."
Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."
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It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .
I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !
A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?
Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel
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The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!
Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
After the political/social/moral/ethical raping that the ruthlessly arrogant and soulless antichrist did to America, the American people and democracy, this will be a new idiom we will have to teach future generations. Donald Trashtrump sold himself and the U.S.A. to the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin in order to be installed in the White House in 2016. He is a FASCIST criminal who is guilty of violating the Constitution, all the laws of man and God. His bullying arrogance and narcissism are unbounded. He is an incestuous pedo raping Caligula. All previous Presidents - good, bad, ugly have a positive trait to them somewhere. Trumpster has NONE. NO redeeming value, NO class whatsoever. NO living ex-President endorsed or supported Trump's 2020 election bid. He's a sore loser who tried to launch a coup to overthrow the Congress (Republicans AND Democrats and such alike!). He's utterly worthless and needs to be executed by the government, and then have capital punishment abolished FOREVER. An evil antichrist.
1.Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to grovel on his hands and feet and hold the nails in his teeth for Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Humanity house building projects.
2. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the late George Bush's wheelchair wheels.
3. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to suck Bill Clinton's dong.
4. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the paint palette that George W Bush uses for his hobby (and W makes good paintings, folks!).
5. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to tongue-clean the Obama home toilet bowl.
6. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to wear a dog collar, walk on his hands and knees and scoop up dog poop with his face.
7. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to eat a used Kotex from a woman whose pussy he grabs and brags about like the juvenile that he is.
DON'T BE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.
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