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A professional gooner whose brain is suffering horribly from being a chronic porn addict. Cannot stand in an argument for the life of them. Usually spotted in telegram servers acting a fool.
“Hey, did you see what October said?” “Oh you mean the porn freak? I think someone needs to put them down.”
Orgyless october. The month where you cant host or attend and orgy
"hey John would you like to go to an orgy" "sorry mark i cant its orgy less October"
The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.
First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.
"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"
"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"
The spoopiest month out there.
Guy 1: Yo its October.
Guy 2: Boo.
Guy 1: A
You've completed no-nut November, you've completed dick-smash December but in January, you've recovered. People usually have sex in this depressing month because they can't stop fucking for fucks sake! That's why so many people are born in this month
Me: when's your birthday?
Someone else: 15th of October
Me: your parents are a disgrace you fat shit!
Spooky-Season, also known as Spooktober is a good season to dress up as something cute, scary, or dumb. Also known as mid-fall, this is prime pumpkin spice season. Spoopy-Season is another name for this amazing time of the year.
Dude:"So it's October..."
Bro:"Yeah, its now Spooky-Season!"
Dude:"oh yeah!"
Who ever was born on October 18th
Is kind beautiful and has lots of swag
Wow I think she's born on October 18th she's swaggy