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Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

by Drakkus October 19, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

by MetalMan95100 March 18, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ARMY Monkey Brain

A term made up by friendless K-Pop fans to insult ARMYs, but they ended up making a fool out of themselves by ever thinking this was funny when, in reality, it is extremely corny.

ARMY #1: A K-Pop fan said I have an "ARMY Monkey Brain" because I rightfully called out some K-Pop groups for chart manipulation and racism.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.

by bts paved the road November 28, 2019

60๐Ÿ‘ 174๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey ball bullshit

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair

man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !

by samielmorningstar December 26, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple monkey dishwasher

derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.

Person 1: "The Sky is blue"

Person 17: "The man eats poo, purple monkey dishwasher"

by Duke Alec October 26, 2004

110๐Ÿ‘ 355๐Ÿ‘Ž


holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž