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Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.
A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.
Damn bro, what is that smell?
Bruh that is a cryogenic fart let out by someone in the hall.
A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.
Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.
1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."