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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 11, 2010

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One penis policy aka OPP

In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.

My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP

by @ExcellentSmell December 26, 2022


sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.

Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

by CareyB May 25, 2008

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Penis face Erection head

A stupid person. Sometimes used for the laughs. Or a nickname for a dumb person who doesn't have a brain.

What about it, Penis face Erection head?

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

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Glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy

I feel very glance pants penis wenis

by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019

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Big boy nigga penis

when a big black guy has a gigantic huge mega rainbow colored dick that destroys any other penis and asshole in its path. It can turn any female into a male by flipping the vagina inside out and turning it into a dick. it is commonly used by anti gay politicians to stick up there urethra.

"I WOULD KILL FOR A BIG BOY NIGGA PENIS RIGHT NOW"

by 🐍LORDKENTRELL🐍 November 16, 2021

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my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

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