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Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

by Poop monster 555 December 26, 2022


national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021


Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021


pooping partner

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019


angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 3, 2020


poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014


i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019