maplewood/south orange kids

A term used to refer to the teens living in maplewood and south orange, New Jersey. They all think they're hot shit and the two neighboring towns' teens get off on arguing about which of the two towns is better, when really they both suck equally. The parties are lame, the people are fake, and the weed isn't anything special. Basically these kids walk around in the park at night smoking and thinking they're all mega-hipsters.

Jay: You those maplewood/south orange kids are such posers.

Mack: Yea, total douchebags.

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GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid)

a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid) is a sexual act in which one person penetrates the other up their butt, while holding their head in a bucket, or other large container, of vomit.

This girl I dated was into vomit, and last Tuesday, she asked if I'd give her a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid).

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fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

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The overly obsessed PBS Kid

When someone oddly becomes obsessed with everything that has to do with PBS Kids.

Hey TK, I think you are "The overly obsessed PBS Kid."

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Super Secret Cool Kid's Club

If I told you, you'd be banned from the club.

(It's for cool kids only. Super secret. Only one in every ten million are in.)

"Yo dude are you in the Super Secret Cool Kid's Club? I want in"
"Dude, if I told you then you'd be out. Sorry"

Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid

That one kid who you pay for entertainment or stuff. He’s cool unlike anyone named jack

Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is cool

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down