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When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
A Houston rapper that died in 2016 from a gunshot near a gas station. He goes by the gov, pimpin chris, da Bossman and fat domino. His old persona was the wicked Buddha baby who influenced snoop dogg. He became the gov from 2001-2016
Person 1: What are you listening to
Person 2: Mr. 3-2
Person 1: The GOV
Person 2: Yes
On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)
"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"
the opposite of gaydar
2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay
(outcome where the 2 bros are not in a hot tub)
2 bros chillling in a hot tub 5...where are they?
(original vine made by Anthony Padilla)
Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy
"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"
Usually a small boy with an incredibly large penis
“Boy that guy is probably a Danster 2 with that bulge in his pants”
A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell
What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?