Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
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Best Fucking Place to party, drinks, food, and pussy,,,,, fucking right.
Red Rock Lounge
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The Mountain Spew: Code Red is a Mountain Spew, with one additional feature. Upon completing the Mountain Spew, the female must start bleeding from the Vascular Chasm Cavity / anus.
After Superman ripped Jane in half, he was ecstatic to discover he managed to pull off a Mountain Spew: Code Red.
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Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.
"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"
"She needs the curtains trimmed"
"My curtains are red raw"
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A stupid ass dog that can talk
Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:Meg can we watch family Guy pls?!Meg:No!!!This is a kid show!Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:oh...I thought is was a your human body is a chew toy show.?!Curtains close
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A discreet way of asking a girl if she likes girls/is gay. Inspired by the iconic lesbian musician girl in red. Because if she listens to girl in red, she is most likely lgbt.
That girl is so hot! Do you think she listens to girl in red?
Hey, do you listen to girl in red? Because I do. ;))
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βdo you listen to girl in red?β is wlw code for βare you a girl who likes and would date other girls?β a.k.a. a sapphic.
sapphic 1: do you listen to girl in red?? π₯Ίππ
sapphic 2: yes *wink wink*
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