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A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear
Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.
Mom: yes it is check again
Me: still not there
Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer
See? Right there!
Me: h….how ho how did
Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.
Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.
Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.
Mom means someone's mum but they put mom because they're probably a gamer who likes fingers up there bum
Mom is such a literal bastard
(Boy) hey mom (Mom) yes son? (Boy) your gay
Mom means someone who likes to get there son or brother to sit on their lap just like Charlie price
A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.
Stands for, Made Of Money
(You) "Mom?"
(Mom) "Yes?"
(You) "Can i get some money?"
(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"
(You) "Isnt that what it means?"
(Mom) "Oh shit"
A person considered as your parent, or parental guardian that is a female.
My mom can’t handle stress at times.
A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant