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When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
Fart Reek; A term in which used against someone who is awfully stupid and or unaware of their surroundings at all
Yo! Look at this Fart Reek he looks like he has no idea what he’s doing, I bet he reeks and farts.
A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.
symptoms include:
dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts
person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*
An inside joke. No stranger shall say the two words together.
To place a cup (styrofoam or solo) against your anus and fart into then hand to someone as though it’s a drink . Give the gift of sharing your farts with your friends and family l.
I like to fart cup my friends when they’re being assholes.