A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.
Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.
1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
Fart Reek; A term in which used against someone who is awfully stupid and or unaware of their surroundings at all
Yo! Look at this Fart Reek he looks like he has no idea what he’s doing, I bet he reeks and farts.
A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.
Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!