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the title of a song, sung my a dancing bananna, this song involves strong lyricas and rude/sexual conteint.
when that little kid saw the bananna man dance, and cussing, he was scared for life
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When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*
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1. to have a strong interest, initially (or in the initial stages), in someone or something
2. to be absolutely crazy for, totally desirous of, or utterly devoted to someone or something
* (in some areas, and amongst some demographic and age groups, the words "mad" or "crazy" may be substituted for the word "sick")
1. Bob : So dude. How's it going with that femme you met at the Gorilla Room Friday night? What's her name? Diana? Cassandra? Yolanda?
Rob : Diana. Yeah bro, have to say - I'm part-time sick partial to some Diana. We spent Friday night and most of Saturday and Sunday intertwined serpentine, up on my king single and things. Haven't been to her place yet though. Remember that woman I met at your brother's wedding who only listened to musicals?
2. Hipster1 : Something inside me died when they broke up. Nothing, like, mortal or fatal, but definitely something.
Hipster2 : Yeah, I used to listen to Out Hud when they were together, too. Seriously part-time sick partial to the S.T.R.E.E.T. D.A.D. release, I think it was on Kranky. They were the best, Out Hud.
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I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater
Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
1. A polite way of calling someone a cunt.
2. Doing a headstand and pooping at the same time (with or without an audience).
Man, Sheila likes a good Chocolate Upside-down Nugget Time.